If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 252
The Last Blockbuster has an official beer. SCORE 60
Bad President Choice SCORE 127
Heard weird noises from downstairs SCORE 55
When moms passive aggressively attack SCORE 71
I guess I'm glad the holiday's are done for a bit. SCORE 25
The British during their summer. SCORE 162
When a freshman thinks they burned you SCORE 144
Why I've never felt comfortable using these things... SCORE 140
She's beauty and she's grace... SCORE 43
Roses are red, pass me that pear, SCORE 116
I would be so proud of my dog if he got this job SCORE 145
You're grounded! SCORE 70
Something fishy going on with that last album. SCORE 28
I got this... SCORE 33
psa SCORE 146
Strange tastes SCORE 102
It's raining men SCORE 170
The lowest bar SCORE 139
My wife made a big beautiful buttercream cake, with colorful spirals and glitter! SCORE 160
This is a neat geode SCORE 92
Thank you cheesecake SCORE 21
This is not one of them... SCORE 17
Thanks gorgeous. SCORE 55
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
Can't wait. SCORE 481
HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT! SCORE 140
Well then... SCORE 180
Funny Husky Has Jokes SCORE 148
Mona Lego SCORE 146
The Tooth Fairy SCORE 75
Bring them back for environmental reasons. SCORE 107
