No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
I > You. SCORE 272
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Do want. SCORE 248
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
It’s true. SCORE 209
YOLO. SCORE 128
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Every time… SCORE 142
Every time. SCORE 182
How politics work. SCORE 298
Oh really? SCORE 174
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Sharkspear. SCORE 355
Did you know? SCORE 233
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
