So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane… SCORE 152
Found an ancient artifact SCORE 87
Me every single day. SCORE 90
Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe SCORE 155
The Thanksgiving Shirt SCORE 108
first world problem 2017.. SCORE 77
She loves them all SCORE 87
Laughed so hard SCORE 135
ayyy it’s me SCORE 94
True serenity SCORE 122
5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91
This is me as a parent SCORE 53
Unnamed SCORE 130
Internal thoughts SCORE 107
My Samoyed likes to prop his head up like a human. SCORE 85
cat-proofing Christmas SCORE 104
Ice cold. SCORE 98
Very soon SCORE 73
Sunday nights SCORE 125
Leslie Knope’s speech rings true in the wake of Net Neutrality SCORE 154
Criminal SCORE 115
Priorities man, priorities. SCORE 68
*Squash* SCORE 102
I’ll be back SCORE 152
The police chief of my city SCORE 225
She loves them all SCORE 39
I just wanted to enjoy my candy. SCORE 146
One boye’s cupholder is another boye’s S N O O T R E S T E SCORE 97
Drunk love SCORE 122
Evolving pokemon SCORE 134
So true.. SCORE 88
Paws Fit Perfectly. Very Good SCORE 97