he’s rewarding himself for doing an excellent job SCORE 25
there is no parole SCORE 11
the one night a year it’s acceptable SCORE 11
it all started with a damn lemon SCORE 5
crud SCORE 20
her day is ruined SCORE 8
suckers SCORE 23
happy halloween! SCORE 29
buzz lightyear is hot SCORE 10
make me SCORE 17
new year new me SCORE 6
how do i get invited? SCORE 21
*closes door* SCORE 20
just in case SCORE 18
sounds pretty nice, actually SCORE 29
delivered SCORE 17
dad level expert SCORE 5
duct tape fixes everything SCORE 17
walmart please explain SCORE 28
there goes my self esteem SCORE 11
and i’d do it again SCORE 8
chew your food SCORE 14
demetri didn’t get the memo SCORE 13
a true artist SCORE 16
i have so many fans SCORE 15
my body is ideal SCORE 2
night night SCORE 5
food always wins SCORE 20
brothers can be so cruel SCORE 11
i could use a good laugh SCORE 24
family finds a way SCORE 22
close enough SCORE 5