A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
The bus driver. SCORE 41
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 17
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
You’re published! SCORE 35
Perched. SCORE 34
Long distance relationships… SCORE 26
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 21
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
No one ever does… SCORE 21
I’ll allow it. SCORE 31
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
Penwangs need to shower, too. SCORE 23
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 23
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 23
The Future is What? SCORE 37
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
Ruff day… SCORE 24
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
