tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
christmas buck SCORE 27
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
throw them out SCORE 18
i haven’t showered since last year SCORE -4
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
all we are is dust in the wind SCORE 12
the hipster netflix and chill SCORE 23
i just love food too much SCORE 21
my next hobby SCORE 13
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
very subtle SCORE 17
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
memes cure everything SCORE 10
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
ley’s go skiing SCORE 38
am i a dog? SCORE 33
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
how to unfunny friends SCORE 42
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
