this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
teens with attitude SCORE 27
bad ass SCORE 38
too late SCORE 38
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
he made his choice SCORE 42
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
there were no survivors SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
pebble and roll SCORE 65
5 days a week SCORE 45
i am this dog SCORE 20
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45