King of the forest. SCORE 62
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
The best Ellen show interview SCORE 87
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 104
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Superior move! SCORE 83
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Yasqueen SCORE 50
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 62
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
Zing SCORE 70
