Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
History class in one sentence. SCORE 303
Lasagna. SCORE 9
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Dear God. SCORE 119
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170
They called it Sims. SCORE -116
Words. SCORE 200
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Buddies. SCORE 18
Instagram is down… SCORE 5
Cats are jerks. SCORE 142
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
One of these is not like the others. SCORE 222
Attention seekers. SCORE 120
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Never go full retard! SCORE 237
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Jerk! SCORE 125
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Sharing is caring. SCORE 20
Look at all this work! SCORE 13
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Silly pandas… SCORE 154
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
