it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
scary everything SCORE 33
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Good boi SCORE 37
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
HOT and READY SCORE 44
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
Jerry needs friends SCORE 40
noobs SCORE 26
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
you are the chosen one SCORE 52
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
smol SCORE 41
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
Plants SCORE 43
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
