When my mom asks me how I look so calm when finals are coming up. SCORE 18
don’t fall asleep with your feet out the window. bikers will tickle you SCORE 22
Sucks. SCORE 162
Why not do this to all buildings? SCORE 177
I fit perfectly in a C cup. SCORE 147
Harry Potter v. Justin Bieber SCORE 283
What’s Your Dream Job? SCORE 19
When racism backfires. SCORE 279
The Wall. SCORE 129
The orchestration behind July 4th, 1996 SCORE 5
anyone with kids will understand SCORE 8
Sloths are cute SCORE -1
Can I keep it? SCORE 162
Best. Business. Cards. Ever. SCORE 134
What type of shirt is this, cotton? SCORE 140
My gym is kind of a grim place SCORE 20
Perspective paintings. SCORE 170
Daniel Radcliffe has a new career as a dog walker. SCORE 173
Selfie level: 1995. SCORE 5
I’m yellin timber… SCORE 14
Scumbag fire alarm. SCORE 112
#DrunkSherlockisthebestSherlock SCORE 158
Learning from the best. SCORE 133
Mexico vs. The Netherlands as Game of Thrones’ Oberyn and The Mountain. SCORE -13
How to Manual on a Skateboard SCORE -2
Sexual feelings. SCORE -10
Passive-aggressive Christians SCORE 10
Definition of life. SCORE 14
Changing from jeans to pajama pants… SCORE 114
Mmmm, donuts… SCORE 10
The truth comes out. SCORE 14
It thinks it owns the place… SCORE 17
