Kid for sale SCORE 46
*Starts hyperventilating uncontrollably* SCORE 29
I didn’t want to live anyway SCORE 36
*Meows internally* SCORE 54
Irreconcilable differences SCORE 22
Imagine how long it took to spell orchestra! SCORE 52
The charge never lasts long enough SCORE 20
Water for adults. Vodka SCORE 37
This isn’t the burn he thinks it is SCORE 26
Red Bull going all out on its new advertising campaign SCORE -4
Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers? SCORE 21
Trust no one. SCORE 38
SO. MANY. BANANAS. SCORE 46
Just imagine if it was rated-R! SCORE 62
You won’t regret it SCORE 27
Fashion over vision SCORE 42
Only the 10th most dangerous animal in Australia SCORE 46
Should have let the snake win SCORE 22
Don’t breathe SCORE 21
The force is not strong with this meme SCORE 29
Might be a cat SCORE 28
He’s just fluffy! SCORE 34
How to become Pikachu in real life SCORE 35
duck… duck… duck… duck… GOOSE SCORE 25
All real food here. Move along SCORE 28
10th level mage SCORE 44
need… coffee… immediately… SCORE 33
Game, set, and match SCORE 31
Habanero style depression SCORE 39
Doesn’t stop them from trying SCORE 21
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! SCORE 44
Sustained SCORE 35