don’t judge me SCORE 14
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
but i totally called it SCORE 28
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
that is correct SCORE 20
i might be a vampire SCORE 26
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
my genius is unequaled SCORE 23
may the force be with you SCORE 28
every freaking day SCORE 21
like magic SCORE 39
antreefa SCORE 23
would pay to watch SCORE 14
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 20
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
present spoiled SCORE 32
i too like to live dangrously SCORE -8
treat yourself SCORE 15
she did what was necessary SCORE 32
act your wage SCORE 18
dapper jupiter SCORE 29
every word plagiarized SCORE 21
always assume the worst SCORE 32
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
this was me in high school SCORE 19
