Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 32
You go. SCORE 37
You can do this. SCORE 47
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
It actually is this SCORE 35
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
There’s always one… SCORE 29
