get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
Literally a duck SCORE 9
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
Dad is on his way! SCORE 33
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
Don’t try again SCORE 41
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 35
Plants SCORE 43
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 49
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
I really hope that’s a typo SCORE 29
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Gotta keep up appearances SCORE 29
Plothole found SCORE 76
And my reaction time has been cut in half SCORE 39
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 26
scary everything SCORE 33
Ant acid SCORE 29
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
That’s a fact SCORE 24
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58