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you%26%238217%3Bve+maybe+seen+a+housefly%2C+or+even+a+horse+fly%26%238230%3Bbut+you+ain%26%238217%3Bt+never+see+a+turtle+fly
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
just+a+cheap+knockoff+illness
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
she+really+gets+me
she really gets me SCORE 13
welp%2C+time+to+just+roll+over+and+oof
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
well%26%238230%3Bit+did+save+on+ammo%26%238230%3B
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
it%26%238217%3Bs+the+thought+that+counts
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
growing+up+is+working+8-10+hour+days+then+spending+more+hours+to+eventually+rest+for+a+small+amount+of+time
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
giving+my+2+minutes+notice
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
i%26%238217%3Bve+become+far+too+powerful+for+you+humans
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
nerd+moment
nerd moment SCORE 12
sweet%2C+i+could+only+find+ones+that+were+roughly+used%21
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
1+like+%3D+1+prayer
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
bahama+mamas+w%26%238217%3Bll+do+that+to+ya
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
the+game+of+cat+and+house
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
fun+fore+the+whole+family%21
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
putting+the+%26%238220%3Btea%26%238221%3B+in+%26%238220%3Bteam+change%26%238221%3B
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
a+perfectly+valid+excuse
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
the+ultimate+%26%238220%3Bi%26%238217%3Bm+tired%26%238221%3B+face
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
ah+yes%2C+my+favorite+subgenre
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
better+watch+your+back%2C+buddy
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
if+it%26%238217%3Bs+%26%238220%3Blazy%26%238221%3B%2C+i+shouldn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+chop+anything
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
working+from+home+problems
working from home problems SCORE 27
but+what+about+second+knowing
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
with+no+orb+to+ponder%2C+is+there+even+a+point+anymore
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
parental+support
parental support SCORE 22
%2Aliterally+a+helldemon+that+makes+cerberus+look+like+a+chump%2A
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
burn+down+the+store+at+this+rate
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
etched+into+your+memory+for+eons
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
i+want+all+of+it%2C+stat%21
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
it+does+seem+magical+with+how+much+this+happens+on+accident
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
putting+the+trick+in+trick+or+treat
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
forever+how+i+think+of+influencers%2C+now
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
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