you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
she really gets me SCORE 13
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
nerd moment SCORE 12
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
working from home problems SCORE 27
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
parental support SCORE 22
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24