Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Finally. SCORE 345
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
China vs Germany SCORE 294
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Guys listen… SCORE 170
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Every time. SCORE 123
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
