Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
Measures of success SCORE 81
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Be Lucy SCORE 76
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
My Man! SCORE 108
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
