Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
Measures of success SCORE 81
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Be Lucy SCORE 76
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
My Man! SCORE 108
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
