Every year around this time… SCORE 67
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
The world is so messed up. SCORE 187
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Accurate. SCORE 323
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 118
Touché… SCORE 192
The Bob It! SCORE 134
Coincidence? SCORE 149
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
A dog’s life. SCORE 186
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Kids these days… SCORE 105
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
