Best Birb Friends SCORE 30
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
OK Slinky Dog makes a good tattoo :/ SCORE 36
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
It demands the sushi. SCORE 24
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
boop activated… SCORE 26
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
Some say he’s still searching to this day… SCORE 27
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
A bottle of Listerine from ~1919. SCORE 20
Lick more and stay healthy out there. SCORE 27
Let’s just keep it simple, Jack. SCORE 21
Well Yes SCORE 35
New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36