ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
just one day… SCORE 23
you’re hired SCORE 22
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
playing hard to get SCORE 18
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
i hope she didn’t leaf us for good SCORE 22
please…stop… SCORE 14
brain does what brain want SCORE 19
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
FYI: SCORE 22
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
cringe in the future SCORE 15
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
en garde SCORE 22
