No thanks. I'll take the elevator. SCORE 160
How I feel waking up for school. SCORE 149
Downtown Chicago at night. SCORE 156
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 86
Because cats are jerks, that's why. SCORE 84
How to cannonball onto ice. SCORE 89
Why brain, why?? SCORE 168
Omg. So hawt. SCORE 198
They Got You There, Dwight SCORE 117
Accurate. SCORE 250
Sherlocked SCORE 151
America logic. SCORE 136
I Should Probably Comprar This Shirt SCORE 124
Siri, you jerk! SCORE 251
White people are the scariest. SCORE 220
Where kitties go when they die. SCORE 157
Thanks grandma SCORE 65
Leafy greens? SCORE 86
How to program an app. SCORE 176
Her derrrrre SCORE 70
If you only have a hammer. SCORE 131
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 46
Every morning... SCORE 267
When penguins get married. SCORE 179
The new Harry Potter 15th anniversary book covers. SCORE 339
Probably The Most Interesting Word In The English Language SCORE 187
Local mattress store gives you a mini mattress for your doggie when buying a regular one. SCORE 136
The Cow Whisperer SCORE 117
Working at a Restaurant SCORE 121
It's what you see. SCORE 179
As a child... SCORE 229
The fried egg jellyfish is an actual thing SCORE 69
