That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
Seems legit. SCORE 150
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
How people see me. SCORE 233
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Friends. SCORE 215
How marriage works. SCORE 65
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Accurate. SCORE 257
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Please be troll. SCORE 230
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
New books. SCORE 200
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
I love you. SCORE 20
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
