thanks for the insult SCORE 33
hi friend! SCORE 31
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i always spill SCORE 17
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
i’m canceling SCORE 9
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
call the fire department SCORE 4
clever SCORE 29
this is why i drink SCORE 29
omg SCORE 20
an impossible task SCORE 20
english burn SCORE 27
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
definitely a dog SCORE 46
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
who’s in? SCORE 34
i have layers SCORE 33
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
they get huge SCORE 22
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
excuse me SCORE 19
back to bed! SCORE 19
