Absolute class. SCORE 25
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
🤔 SCORE 20
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Never forget. SCORE 30
Be petty SCORE 35
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
Corona bad. SCORE 28