He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Roses are red. SCORE 334
How I die. SCORE 289
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Burn. SCORE 158
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Attack! SCORE 196
Pubid. SCORE 143
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Poor owl. SCORE 205
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Spider drama. SCORE 233
How I shower. SCORE 156
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Touché. SCORE 336
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
English is hard. SCORE 291
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
How I take tests. SCORE 243
