How is this possible? SCORE 277
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
BROFIST SCORE -3
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Truth. SCORE 182
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Word! SCORE 19
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I yawned! SCORE 10
Wrong Show SCORE 191
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
