It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 35
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
Aawooof! SCORE 34
Hello fren. SCORE 28
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 42
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25