Superior move! SCORE 83
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
King of the forest. SCORE 62
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 62
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 113
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Zing SCORE 70
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 104
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
