Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 213
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Why I vote. SCORE 150
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Seems legit. SCORE -37
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
An incredible story. SCORE 195
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 212
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
One Direction SCORE -15
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 170
Oprah for president. SCORE 238
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Magic… SCORE 151
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
We have to go back! SCORE 185
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
