dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
good parenting 101 SCORE 44
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
cute winking cat SCORE 19
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
extreme gardening SCORE 35
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 35
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
