Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Words. SCORE 293
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
First place! SCORE 95
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
Hipster curse. SCORE 255
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 270
You are the father! SCORE 252
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
The parts of a girl. SCORE 128
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 127
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Obvious. SCORE 349
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Instant speakers. SCORE 164
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Oh… hei… SCORE 215
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Do you think cats know that they’re jerks? SCORE 143
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
Distractions. SCORE 194
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 262
