vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
the original American badass SCORE 88
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
time to call it a day SCORE 34
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 62
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
come to daddy! SCORE 30
rude diet SCORE 36
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
the shape of soup SCORE 44
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
cozy SCORE 36
call me dr SCORE 32
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
oh sweet release SCORE 50
everything is south america now SCORE 46
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
worth every sin SCORE 32
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 38
fan theories SCORE 33
place your bets! SCORE 48
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
