How to offend Dumbledore. SCORE 10
Boyfriend level: 5947483 SCORE 130
Never trust anybody SCORE 8
What do you fear? SCORE 1
I’ve got a lot of problems SCORE 19
Sometimes it’s hard to find a card that says just what you feel SCORE 12
Me, every second and every day. SCORE 12
Priorities. SCORE 162
Dad level: 6483938. SCORE 235
Hand sanitizer SCORE 16
I wanna go where she’s going SCORE 176
Adulthood SCORE 185
Love. SCORE 10
You look so much thinner! SCORE 11
It seems like there is no other explanation SCORE 14
The happiest fox. SCORE 14
This ferret SCORE 12
UFO or love? SCORE 14
Maybe Tom Brady will sign it for me… SCORE 6
It’s just sitting there SCORE 171
One of the many reasons Dave Grohl is my hero. SCORE 185
Can’t see the haters SCORE 11
Do not read the next sentence. SCORE 10
My heart. SCORE 61
Would you like to play a game? SCORE 2
Faith in humanity restored! SCORE 236
I have the same hobby! SCORE 14
Not much has changed… SCORE 9
Packages. SCORE 11
What’s that supposed to mean? SCORE 10
You are what you eat. SCORE 4
You are flawless SCORE 11
