friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
slap them SCORE 12
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
memorable first customer SCORE 17
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
cats find a way SCORE 23
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
zero traction SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
is this satire? SCORE 14
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
accidental beauty SCORE 31
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
every segment on the news SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
cramps SCORE 10