Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Getting older. SCORE 142
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
Logic. SCORE 188
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Like a boss. SCORE 222
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
