Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Maybe go for a run… SCORE 20
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Let the gatos drink. SCORE 23
Perseverance on the move, circa Mars. SCORE 21
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
The Office cameos SCORE 11
When fish meets doge. SCORE 23
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 27
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Tell that to krunk me @ 2AM… SCORE 29
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
My body is ready for the netherworld. Come at me. SCORE 20