The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
He’s bananas SCORE 206
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Never sink SCORE 146
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
WWJD? SCORE 96
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93