Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
Define normal SCORE 169
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
Gardeners. SCORE 225
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
Fall. SCORE 122
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 11
Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 6
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Sgtrane mnid. SCORE -13
Bullying SCORE 7
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
You know its liberal when…. SCORE 12
Pugception. SCORE 133
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -18
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
Kill me now. SCORE 94
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE 0
