terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
no SCORE 24
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
help, i woke up SCORE 32
muggle born SCORE 15
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
a true work of art SCORE 13
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
