my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
too late SCORE 38
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
there were no survivors SCORE 37
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
he made his choice SCORE 43
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
oh wow SCORE 49
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
5 days a week SCORE 45
i am this dog SCORE 20
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
important psa SCORE 44
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
