there were no survivors SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
oh wow SCORE 49
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
too late SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
must pet the pet SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
so true SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
cats always come first SCORE 27
