Hold the phone… SCORE 98
Seems oddly familiar SCORE 111
Shoo SCORE 61
underrated SCORE 132
Swimming is overrated. SCORE 122
Always SCORE 175
Pluto 2: Electric Boogaloo SCORE 134
*easily appalled * SCORE 124
Nuns preaching the truth SCORE 73
It sort of makes you feel insulted. SCORE 92
The real source of the feminine mystique SCORE 123
Best Rap Lyrics of 2018 SCORE 63
Love you, mom SCORE 122
Skeleton of a toddler dinosaur recenty found in Alberta,Canada. It’s so well preserved that a possible cause of death could be determined (he drowned in a river) SCORE 115
Never give up hope. SCORE 100
Just one drink… SCORE 64
You always need more SCORE 61
Sugar glider instincts activated SCORE 115
Southern Gothic SCORE 78
Could you not? SCORE 193
Please remain calm SCORE 157
DONT FEED THE BEARS! SCORE 113
Oh, Missouri! SCORE 117
Special Bug SCORE 79
Nothing worse than slow internet SCORE 114
Dogzilla SCORE 99
Neighgativity SCORE 128
This man must be stopped! SCORE 96
A man and his dog SCORE 112
All the way to California SCORE 107
Crying daughter SCORE 193
Dad clutching a baby runs onto stage to hold his ballet dancing daughter’s hand after she suffers stage fright… and becomes the star of the show SCORE 155