*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
treat? SCORE 25
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
I would eat them. SCORE 41
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
