alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
the tiger is out SCORE 33
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
growing toe beans SCORE 33
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
potato shaped SCORE 10
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
dog bites everything SCORE 23
pupils dilate SCORE 45
battle snake SCORE 26
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
at least there are cats SCORE 20
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
distraction level expert SCORE 13
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
the dishes… again SCORE 27
species and age, please SCORE 40
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
we are the math problem SCORE 35
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
