Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 127
My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -14
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
He does make a point… SCORE 52
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
Snow White’s secret SCORE 132
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
This is not a joke. SCORE 130
No thank you… SCORE 81
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
Metal men SCORE 235
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
The true Christian way SCORE 123
What have you done to the wolf?! SCORE 104
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 70
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
Me explaining underwear to aliens SCORE 110
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
The Excuse Creator SCORE 62
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
The most annoying people at the gym SCORE 97
