Butt crystal forms at -30F SCORE 24
Be careful getting glass in your thumb, though… SCORE 33
I mean, it’s pretty damn cute. SCORE 11
Next move involves a flamethrower, bud. SCORE 23
Attempts to stop shall only incur more laughter. SCORE 17
Do the playlist shuffle! SCORE 24
Yes, please. SCORE 33
CGI eyes can see, everything… SCORE 22
Not all ice ice baby is flat. SCORE 26
Just gamer things. SCORE 22
Beer buds foreva SCORE 20
Activate the black light! SCORE 17
Satellite photo of the fires down unda SCORE 21
A piano moving company dropped a $100k Bosendorfer OR Tragedy in D# SCORE 20
Some people understand science more than I. SCORE 26
Classic. SCORE 24
Sopa! SCORE 27
When giants get giant-er. SCORE 27
caught during a shift change… SCORE 27
Takes from Ye olde Theatre SCORE 38
Cursed tindr… SCORE 26
Jeremy you animal. SCORE 27
Taking care of what remains. SCORE 25
MoooooOOOm… SCORE 25
Those were the actual early years… SCORE 30
Don’t blink… SCORE 25
W[oof]TF SCORE 33
You weren’t supposed to do that! SCORE 21
I eat pieces of emoji like you for breakfast. SCORE 15
The internet is ruining me. SCORE 20
PSA: When to hold the door SCORE 20
U.S. Representative Pramila Jayapal held up a copy of the Constitution as she voted to impeach. SCORE 20
