Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Touché… SCORE 192
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
The world is so messed up. SCORE 187
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Coincidence? SCORE 149
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
A dog’s life. SCORE 186
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 118
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Accurate. SCORE 323
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
True fear. SCORE 255
The Bob It! SCORE 134
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
