Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Finally. SCORE 344
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
40 years later. SCORE 121
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Every time. SCORE 123
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
