Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
every time SCORE 215
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Om nom nom SCORE 10
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
Me basically. SCORE 181
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Female body builders. SCORE -29
… SCORE 10
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
me in the shower SCORE 21
Nice things SCORE 11
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Words. SCORE 162
your gay SCORE 249
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
