Howling lessons SCORE 9
Accurate. SCORE 146
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Trollololo! SCORE 152
2pactopus SCORE 113
Same thing… SCORE 21
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The power of barking SCORE 18
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The Twortle SCORE 142
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157