Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Nice things SCORE 11
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
your gay SCORE 249
Me basically. SCORE 181
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
every time SCORE 215
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Words. SCORE 162
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 253
Om nom nom SCORE 10
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
… SCORE 10
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Female body builders. SCORE -29
